Congrats, you know basic html

I don't care. Wow, you're special you can hide the navigation tag at the top. Wow, you're special, you can make a popup message come when someone clicks on your page. Yea, that was so cool. Wow, I can't believe your technical prowess! -_-

I was looking through blogs last night and this morning, and I was thinking, "Wow, no wonder blogging is given such a bad name". Look, I don't want to read how you stubbed your toe, I don't want to read your pathetic poetry, I don't want to wait 15 minutes for your page to load because apparently you think people want to see 100s of ugly pictures of you. If you don't have anything useful or interesting to say, then don't blog. And don't say "well, that's just your opinion". No duh it's my opinion! Would I have someone else's opinion? Last time I checked, blogs are used to express people's opinions. If you have the right to blog nonsense poetry "Life is vain/ I hate my life/ please kill me now / I want to love you / blah blah blah I suck at poetry", then I have the right to critique it. Nobody cares! Amazing, you feel depressed at times, that makes you so special and interesting; just like the billions of other people in the world.

Also, I don't want to see pornography. There is already enough of that on the Internet. "Cum cheCk mE 0uT!" How about no, you insecure whore. Just because your overweight and controlling boyfriend thinks you're "hot", doesn't mean the rest of the world feels the same way. Get out of the blogosphere.

Si no puedes, no puedas.