Evil Jewish Conspiracy

Yea, I'm bad. Can't do three posts without talking about Jews. RAWR. No, I'll actually say nice things. Like, Jews accept Jesus Christ and Savior, right? Oh wait, they don't. So what the hell is Messianic Judaism? I'm not entirely sure, but on Wikipedia, they are called Messianics. Oh by the way, I am a proud (as opposed to unproud? improud? unimproud? How about not proud? (Yay I used italics for the first time)) Wikipedian. That might explain a few loose ends (and a few tight ones? hardy har har).

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Kirbytime

Yes, I typed that out myself, because I'm too lazy to copy and paste it. Which brings me to the epic evil Jewish conspiracy claim. (At the bottom of my wiki userpage) It started because I had some issues with the Messanic Judaism template. They (indefinite pronouns are awesome) were being Jews (?) and putting things that had nothing to do with Messianic Judaism. And of course, being the defender of democracy, I went in there and fixed the template, added the opposition section with Jews for Judaism (I love you guys, I miss your forums so much!), and notified WP:JEW about the template. And of course, it had already been brought up (sound of notes going flat?). Oh well. And it was put up for deletion as well. I said DELETE! Muhaaha. But for some reason it was kept. Which is why I renominated the template for deletion, and it worked! Haha, take that you fools (Uhoh, in danger of hellfire. Matthew 5:22) ! And then there was something about deletion review (and of course, I was never notified of this on my talk page. Also, when I put up the template for deletion again, I immediately notified all the Messianics I could find). And it was there, in the deletion review, that I was accused of being Jewish, or at least speaking Hebrew. It's the latter part that makes it funny. Of course, it's the whole thing that's hilarious. Mad props to that dude who accused me of being Jewish. J'accuse! I've heard of "driving while black", and then a few months ago I heard of "flying while Muslim". But I think that the one that's been the big elephant in the room is "[Gerund] while Jewish". Oh no! I can't think of one. (big surprise?) Can any of you help me? Thanks.